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Worthless, $1000 “I Am Rich” iPhone App Disappears

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2008 by magicmafia


The $1000, zero-utility “I Am Rich” app for Apple’s (AAPL) iPhone and iPod touch has been removed from the iTunes App Store. It no longer appears in searches, coder Armin Heinrich’s list of apps, or the most-recent apps list.

We don’t know if Apple removed it or if Armin did — either is plausible — but we’ll update if we find out.

Did anyone buy it? You bet they bought it, says Armin: He says he sold 8 copies in less than a day, and netted about $6,000.

Here’s proof from one tool:

TOTH to Silicon Alley Insider


A Legend Gone

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2008 by magicmafia

The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you’re emotionally detached from it, and I’ve always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don’t belong. Doesn’t include me; it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group, planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement commitee. I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly we’re doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope; I enjoy describing how things are. I have no interest in how they ought to be, and I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there’s a solution, you’re part of the problem. My motto: Fuck Hope!” — George Carlin, 1937-2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

Posted in Movies, Uncategorized on May 29, 2008 by magicmafia

In anticipation for the Summer’s biggest chick-flick, I give you Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse, my new favorite website. Oh, and that’s its url as well. Don’t believe me? I say thee neigh! Type it in for yourself or click below:

Sarah’s long, horsey face has been viewed many times already from this site alone.

Goodbye, Luv-aaah!

Al Sharpton: Terrorist

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7, 2008 by magicmafia

(AP) An upcoming day of civil disobedience to protest the Sean Bell verdict will hopefully end with participants arrested while on their knees praying, the Rev. Al Sharpton said Saturday.

For the massive pray-in, Sharpton is asking protesters to gather Wednesday at 3 p.m. in at least six places around the city: 125th Street and Third Avenue; 60th Street and Third Avenue; 34th Street and Park Avenue; Varick and Houston streets; One Police Plaza; and House of the Lord Church on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn.

“Where we go from there is anybody’s guess,” Rachel Noerdlinger, Sharpton’s spokeswoman, said later, adding that wherever protesters end up, “they’ll be arrested praying.”

Sharpton said the protesters would fan out from their meeting points, but he would not disclose their destinations.

He has promised to “close this city down” to protest the April 25 acquittals of three police detectives in the 50-shot barrage that killed the unarmed Bell on his wedding day in 2006. Two friends were wounded.

Sharpton was joined Saturday at his Harlem headquarters by Bell’s fiancee, Nicole Paultre Bell, and Trent Benefield, one of the wounded men.

Paultre Bell will participate in Wednesday’s protest and any other action “’til justice is done,” she told several hundred people gathered at Sharpton’s National Action Network headquarters in Harlem.

He said that the planned pray-in is only the start of whatever actions are necessary to oppose the verdict.

“It’s going to be a long struggle, but the race isn’t given to the swift or the strong, but to those who endure,” Sharpton said.

How is Sharpton getting away with what in this day and age would be considered nothing more than a terrorist act? To intentionally close down a major metropolitan city is an act that would merit arrest for Joe Q. Public. And if you think that he truly cares about the Bell verdict, you are dead wrong. Sharpton cares about one thing and one thing only: publicity for himself.

Ready For FDA Approval

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2008 by magicmafia

Why Learning English in America is Important

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2008 by magicmafia

Pam Anderson in Good Hans

Posted in Magic, Uncategorized on April 14, 2008 by magicmafia

The truth behind why Pam Anderson had to leave Hans Klok’s Las Vegas show finally revealed: she needed new, more reliable implants: