Archive for May, 2008

Public-Access TV Host Bombarded With Prank Calls.

Posted in TV on May 30, 2008 by magicmafia

A YouTube classic, for obvious reasons:

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

Posted in Movies, Uncategorized on May 29, 2008 by magicmafia

In anticipation for the Summer’s biggest chick-flick, I give you Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse, my new favorite website. Oh, and that’s its url as well. Don’t believe me? I say thee neigh! Type it in for yourself or click below:

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Sarah’s long, horsey face has been viewed many times already from this site alone.

Goodbye, Luv-aaah!

World’s Greatest Card Trick Explained

Posted in Magic on May 13, 2008 by magicmafia

Al Sharpton: Terrorist

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7, 2008 by magicmafia

(AP) An upcoming day of civil disobedience to protest the Sean Bell verdict will hopefully end with participants arrested while on their knees praying, the Rev. Al Sharpton said Saturday.

For the massive pray-in, Sharpton is asking protesters to gather Wednesday at 3 p.m. in at least six places around the city: 125th Street and Third Avenue; 60th Street and Third Avenue; 34th Street and Park Avenue; Varick and Houston streets; One Police Plaza; and House of the Lord Church on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn.

“Where we go from there is anybody’s guess,” Rachel Noerdlinger, Sharpton’s spokeswoman, said later, adding that wherever protesters end up, “they’ll be arrested praying.”

Sharpton said the protesters would fan out from their meeting points, but he would not disclose their destinations.

He has promised to “close this city down” to protest the April 25 acquittals of three police detectives in the 50-shot barrage that killed the unarmed Bell on his wedding day in 2006. Two friends were wounded.

Sharpton was joined Saturday at his Harlem headquarters by Bell’s fiancee, Nicole Paultre Bell, and Trent Benefield, one of the wounded men.

Paultre Bell will participate in Wednesday’s protest and any other action “’til justice is done,” she told several hundred people gathered at Sharpton’s National Action Network headquarters in Harlem.

He said that the planned pray-in is only the start of whatever actions are necessary to oppose the verdict.

“It’s going to be a long struggle, but the race isn’t given to the swift or the strong, but to those who endure,” Sharpton said.

How is Sharpton getting away with what in this day and age would be considered nothing more than a terrorist act? To intentionally close down a major metropolitan city is an act that would merit arrest for Joe Q. Public. And if you think that he truly cares about the Bell verdict, you are dead wrong. Sharpton cares about one thing and one thing only: publicity for himself.

My Definition of Political Correctness

Posted in Politics on May 4, 2008 by magicmafia

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.