Post-Oscar Review

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Let’s review my UNTOUCHED and UNEDITED Oscar predictions from Friday, shall we?

BEST DIRECTOR:

I hope it will be Julian Schnabel, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” so I can hear Sean Young scream from the audience to “Get on with it,” but I have a feeling it will be Joel and Ethan Coen, “No Country for Old Men.” CORRECT!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Hollywood’s first famous transsexual, Tilda Swinton from “Michael Clayton. CORRECT!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Bad-ass Javier Bardem, “No Country for Old Men.” It’s his lucky quarter… CORRECT!

BEST ACTRESS:

Cate Blanchett, “Elizabeth: The Golden Age.” Sorry, Ellen Page; they don’t give Oscars to kids. INCORRECT!

BEST ACTOR:

George Clooney was right when he said that he couldn’t understand why he was even nominated because the Oscar will go to Daniel Day-Lewis, “There Will Be Blood.” CORRECT!

BEST PICTURE:

“No Country for Old Men” CORRECT!

5 out of 6 correctly predicted = 83% Correct! Hot damn. Now if only I put some jack down beforehand…

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