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Worthless, $1000 “I Am Rich” iPhone App Disappears

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2008 by magicmafia

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The $1000, zero-utility “I Am Rich” app for Apple’s (AAPL) iPhone and iPod touch has been removed from the iTunes App Store. It no longer appears in searches, coder Armin Heinrich’s list of apps, or the most-recent apps list.

We don’t know if Apple removed it or if Armin did — either is plausible — but we’ll update if we find out.

Did anyone buy it? You bet they bought it, says Armin: He says he sold 8 copies in less than a day, and netted about $6,000.

Here’s proof from one tool:

TOTH to Silicon Alley Insider

A Legend Gone

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2008 by magicmafia

The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you’re emotionally detached from it, and I’ve always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don’t belong. Doesn’t include me; it never has. No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group, planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement commitee. I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly we’re doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope; I enjoy describing how things are. I have no interest in how they ought to be, and I certainly have no interest in fixing them. I sincerely believe that if you think there’s a solution, you’re part of the problem. My motto: Fuck Hope!” — George Carlin, 1937-2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

Posted in Movies, Uncategorized on May 29, 2008 by magicmafia

In anticipation for the Summer’s biggest chick-flick, I give you Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse, my new favorite website. Oh, and that’s its url as well. Don’t believe me? I say thee neigh! Type it in for yourself or click below:

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Sarah’s long, horsey face has been viewed many times already from this site alone.

Goodbye, Luv-aaah!

Al Sharpton: Terrorist

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7, 2008 by magicmafia

(AP) An upcoming day of civil disobedience to protest the Sean Bell verdict will hopefully end with participants arrested while on their knees praying, the Rev. Al Sharpton said Saturday.

For the massive pray-in, Sharpton is asking protesters to gather Wednesday at 3 p.m. in at least six places around the city: 125th Street and Third Avenue; 60th Street and Third Avenue; 34th Street and Park Avenue; Varick and Houston streets; One Police Plaza; and House of the Lord Church on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn.

“Where we go from there is anybody’s guess,” Rachel Noerdlinger, Sharpton’s spokeswoman, said later, adding that wherever protesters end up, “they’ll be arrested praying.”

Sharpton said the protesters would fan out from their meeting points, but he would not disclose their destinations.

He has promised to “close this city down” to protest the April 25 acquittals of three police detectives in the 50-shot barrage that killed the unarmed Bell on his wedding day in 2006. Two friends were wounded.

Sharpton was joined Saturday at his Harlem headquarters by Bell’s fiancee, Nicole Paultre Bell, and Trent Benefield, one of the wounded men.

Paultre Bell will participate in Wednesday’s protest and any other action “’til justice is done,” she told several hundred people gathered at Sharpton’s National Action Network headquarters in Harlem.

He said that the planned pray-in is only the start of whatever actions are necessary to oppose the verdict.

“It’s going to be a long struggle, but the race isn’t given to the swift or the strong, but to those who endure,” Sharpton said.

How is Sharpton getting away with what in this day and age would be considered nothing more than a terrorist act? To intentionally close down a major metropolitan city is an act that would merit arrest for Joe Q. Public. And if you think that he truly cares about the Bell verdict, you are dead wrong. Sharpton cares about one thing and one thing only: publicity for himself.

Ready For FDA Approval

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2008 by magicmafia

Why Learning English in America is Important

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2008 by magicmafia

Pam Anderson in Good Hans

Posted in Magic, Uncategorized on April 14, 2008 by magicmafia

The truth behind why Pam Anderson had to leave Hans Klok’s Las Vegas show finally revealed: she needed new, more reliable implants:

Good Night? I Don’t Get It!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2008 by magicmafia

So, why is this video sweeping the Internet like wildfire? Why am I receiving countless emails linking to it? Is it because she’s a bimbo? Is it because of the penis lollypop? Is it the boob shake? I don’t get it… Maybe you do.

from tinypic.com posted with vodpod

BitTorrent Busts Comcast BitTorrent Busting

Posted in Uncategorized on March 30, 2008 by magicmafia

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Unhappy that Comcast is busting BitTorrents, BitTorrent has decided to bust this BitTorrent busting.

On Friday, as reported by TorrentFreak, a quartet of BitTorrent developers – including three staffers at BitTorrent Inc. – proposed a new extension to the popular P2P protocol that would circumvent Comcast’s self-described “reasonable network management.”

Last May, an independent researcher named Robb Topolski revealed that the big-name American ISP is preventing users from “seeding” BitTorrents and other P2P files. When one machine finishes downloading a file and promptly attempts to upload that file to another machine, Comcast sends out a duped “reset flag” that breaks this peer-to-peer connection.

The proposed BitTorrent extension would use encryption, or “obfuscation,” to keep Comcast from pulling this trick. “The goal is to prevent internet service providers and other network administrators from blocking or disrupting BitTorrent traffic connections,” the proposal reads.

Will Comcast come back with a new system that works around this workaround? We wouldn’t be surprised. The company continues to insist that its BitTorrent busting is merely an effort to “manage” its network, arguing that such “management” is well within the rules laid down by the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC).

“We have a responsibility to provide all of our customers with a good Internet experience and we use the latest technologies to manage our network so that they can continue to enjoy these applications,” the company once told us.

But don’t let Comcast fool you. The BitTorrent community should do everything it can to bust Comcast’s BitTorrent busting. And so should the FCC.

Just last week, in a new filing with the FCC, Comcast said that it only “manages” P2P uploads – and that it only “manages” uploads “when the customer is not simultaneously downloading.”

This has led some to wonder why Comcast has received such harsh criticism for its behavior. “Who cares if Comcast prevents P2P uploads?” these voices say. “Users can still download whatever they want.” But clearly, these voices don’t understand BitTorrent.

For one thing, if Comcast prevents its users from uploading files, that prevents all sorts of other people from downloading. “In a peer to peer network, for every single byte being uploaded, there is someone immediately downloading that byte. If Comcast stops or delays an upload, then somebody else’s download is also stopped or delayed,” Topolski says. “If every ISP immediately decided to block P2P uploads, then all P2P downloads immediately stop.”

But that’s the small point here. If Comcast prevents its users from uploading, it also throttles the downloads of those very users. “BitTorrent communities often require a byte-for-a-byte exchange to ensure that its members give at least as much as they take,” Topolski continues. “A download may take 10 minutes to complete, but it takes 60 minutes to ‘pay back’ those bytes because of the slower upload speeds provided by most ISPs.

“By cutting off connections once they have finished downloading, Comcast is preventing these community members from maintaining a fair ‘1:1 ratio’ standing in these communities. Because these community members have not yet ‘paid back’ the bytes that they previously downloaded, they cannot start any new downloads.”

What’s more, Topolski insists, Comcast isn’t telling the truth when it says that it only interferes with uploads when users aren’t simultaneously downloading. “Comcast starts interfering as soon as any of your downloads switches to an upload mode,” he explains. “It doesn’t wait until all your downloads are done.

So, let’s say you’re downloading two files: File A and File B. Once File A has finished downloading, Comcast will immediately prevent it from being uploaded – even if File B is still downloading.

Yes, some will say that Comcast has a right to manage its network, to keep traffic flowing smoothly. But that doesn’t mean it has no choice but to bag BitTorrents.

“The question is what does management mean?” Topolski says. “Does it mean not selling more accounts than you’re able to supply with your available bandwidth? That’s definitely a form of management.”

You could also argue that Comcast is a business, that it has to make money. Fine. But at the very least, it should tell its customers what’s what.

When Robb Topolski first told the world that Comcast was bagging BitTorrents, the company vehemently denied the allegation. A good eight months passed before it admitted to “delaying” P2P traffic – and even this was half a confession.

Here’s hoping that new BitTorrent extension arrives tout de suite. ®

Who Would Have Thought…

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2008 by magicmafia

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